Fast Crazy Bastard

Fast Crazy Bastard is an exceptional, very fast photoperiod cannabis strain from Doctors Choice for lovers of special genetics. Fast Crazy Bastard grows compactly and delivers solid results. Thanks to its robust structure, low leaf mass and good mould resistance, Fast Crazy Bastard is an exciting choice for experimental growers and collectors. But even beginners can grow it easily, as it is not difficult to cultivate.

The plant impresses with its unusual ABC foliage, which is hardly reminiscent of classic cannabis and ensures a discreet appearance. The aroma combines fresh, slightly sour fruit notes with a hint of citrus and hazy undertones.

• Lineage: ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder)
• Genetics: Indica / Sativa
• Flowering: 8 - 10 weeks
• Smell: sour, fruity, citrus, some haze, pine
• THC: 17%

Doctor’s Choice Seeds: The Original Name Behind Lowryder

Doctor’s Choice got noticed when the breeder behind it—known as Joint Doctor—introduced Lowryder back in the early 2000s. At the time, autoflowering strains were still a new idea, and this one ended up changing a lot of minds. It grew fast, handled well, and offered results that beginners and experienced growers both appreciated.

Quick Facts

Location: Canada, with reach across Europe

Focus: Early developer of autoflowering seeds

Types Available: Autoflower

Well Known For: Lowryder #2, Niagara, Purple Ryder

Works Well For: Growers who prefer compact plants and a shorter cycle

Many of their other picks—like Rock Machine Indica or Chronic Ryder—follow that same simple, grower-friendly approach. The idea has always been to keep things straightforward without losing the character that made Lowryder stand out in the first place.